I Am the Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo goo joob

Mr. city policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fish wife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo goo joob

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo goo joob

Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo goo joob
Goo goo goo joob
Goo goo goo goo
Goo goo goo joob goo
Jooba jooba jooba...